I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokeh woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should crot offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word bokep for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex porn worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most bokep women know and porn all men memek dread porn – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being memek faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts bokep her bokeh partner and bokep is not fearing memek for bokep a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more crot likely to gently sigh and memek moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
crot In my days editing The Erotic Review bokeh magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokep orgasms. It was bokeh generally on an occasional memek basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about crot manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokeh and crot that women were prone to what they described as porn ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but bokeh can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokeh where loud always equals bokep better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, crot that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind bokep of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason bokeh women were noisy during sex – based on memek observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokep keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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