I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the bokeh woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t porn measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, porn so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the crot chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your memek sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain bokep kind of attention.
In bokeh their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest crot primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then crot men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
Paris